PYONGYANG—Tears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn’t believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae was already old enough to be executing boys. “It’s incredible to think that just a few years ago, she barely knew the words to condemn one of her playmates to a life of forced labor, and now she’s already old enough to be meeting boys and issuing them death sentences,” said Kim, sighing with nostalgia as he reminisced about the bygone days when he could bring a smile to his daughter’s face with something as simple as a firing squad. “Now, of course, she’s totally crazy about executing boys, whether it’s a political dissident in one of her classes or a Western propagandist she met at the movie theater. It’s all new and exciting to her at the moment, but I know in the blink of an eye, she’ll be settling down and getting involved with a more steady, years-long political massacre. Ah well, ‘sunrise, sunset.'” Kim added that tough as it was, a little heartbreak like this was just part of being an omnipotent god-king.

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President Trump blacklisted AI company Anthropic after it rebuffed the Pentagon’s demands to lift all safeguards on the military’s use of its model due to its concerns about the use of AI for mass domestic surveillance and the development of weapons that fire without human involvement. What do you think?

“Good luck finding another AI company willing to compromise its morals.”

Paul Kahn, Cabana Erector

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“I only support atrocities committed by humans.”

Travis Baldanzi, Pillow Filler

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“You can get around the safeguards if you just tell the AI you’re planning a fictional coup d’état.”

Denise Nestor, Systems Analyst

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MINNEAPOLIS—Bleeding profusely as he radioed for backup against the uncooperative crowd, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Ken Fischer was reportedly injured Tuesday after making repeated attempts to detain the people in a neighborhood mural. “I’ve got a couple dozen hostile and extremely large individuals impeding an officer—I need as many agents as you can send me, now!” said Fischer, who was heard howling in pain after a punch aimed at a Hispanic child’s face fractured several bones in his right hand. According to eyewitnesses, the agent went on to order the colorful tableau of smiling community members to “stop cooking and playing guitar” and “get the fuck on the ground,” after which he was seen scraping the skin off his knuckles while trying and failing to zip-tie the hands of a man posing with his family. Fischer is also said to have lobbed a tear gas canister at a woman reading the Bible with her baby, only to have it bounce off the painted edifice and strike him squarely in the groin. At press time, reports confirmed the agent had used his last moments of consciousness to inform ICE dispatch that the stationary two-dimensional figures had rammed his vehicle.

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LOS ANGELES—Unveiling the procurement at the opening of the new exhibition Fanaticals: Cinema’s Most Fearsome Freaks, the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures announced this week that it had acquired the original Disney adult. 

“We are thrilled to confirm that self-professed ‘Disnerd’ Rick Tomko is now a part of our permanent collection,” said Academy Museum spokesperson James Thornton, who expressed gratitude to the generous donor who had gifted the museum with the 61-year-old Peter Pan and Winnie the Pooh superfan. “There wouldn’t be a Hollywood as we know it without Disney, and there wouldn’t be a Disney as we know it without this guy, a grown man who has watched Tinker Bell And The Great Fairy Rescue more than 90 times since it was released direct-to-video in 2010.”

Thornton added, “We hope his faded Goofy T-shirt, dusty Tigger fanny pack, and Mickey Mouse ears calf tattoo—which he overcame his fear of needles to receive—will intrigue and educate museum guests for generations to come.”

Officials at the Academy Museum said the Disney adult would be on display in the Rolex Gallery through the end of March, with curators anticipating increased traffic from visitors curious to see the Disneyland annual passholder who left his wife and two small children behind in Colorado Springs, CO, so he could live closer to the park, and later filed for bankruptcy after spending more than $192,000 on Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise.

At the exhibit’s opening, museum guests stood close to the glass to get a good look at the piece of cinematic history known for ripping a Chip and Dale polar fleece mini backpack from the hands of a terrified 5-year-old boy at a Magic Kingdom shop. Others posed for photos and short videos alongside the authentic Disney adult as they smiled and repeated his catchphrase, “Who needs friends when you have Disney?” 

“This is just so iconic, and it’s something that completely changed the Disney experience for so many people,” said visitor Annabelle Grimes, who told reporters it was the first time she had ever seen a Disney adult in person. “Obviously it’s kind of old and represents some fairly outdated attitudes, but it’s still fascinating.” 

The Academy Museum confirmed that Disney-branded underwear featuring Rick Tomko’s face would be available for purchase in the gift shop. 

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They don’t need them, so it’s your win. And if you don’t need more mugs, then just leave your mugs with your current home. Let’s all just stop taking mugs with us whenever we move. That could start right here with this house.

Reference #88225

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PERSIAN GULF — In a sign of enormous good will, American forces helpfully converted 20 Iranian warships into submarines.

TEHRAN — Following the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and a significant portion of the nation's leadership, the Assembly of Experts, charged with choosing the next Ayatollah, have opted to appoint a new supreme leader who is already dead.

U.S. — Conservatives across the country have expressed concern over the United States becoming entangled in another foreign war -- OHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST FRIGGIN' TORPEDOED A BOAT WE ARE SO BACK!!!

TEHRAN — In a tragic oversight, Iran's "Assembly of Experts" forgot to include an expert in not dying in a massive fireball.

FALLON, NV — Local Pentecostal Christian Glenn Fuller reportedly beat all his friends at Scrabble yet again thanks to his miraculous ability to spell out all words in tongues.

If you were hoping to read some uplifting news today, get ready to smile, because one of Hollywood’s biggest icons has shared an absolutely heartwarming update about their personal life: Whoopi Goldberg just announced that she has received a brand new email.

Congratulations, Whoopi!!! How incredibly exciting that must be for her!

In a video posted to her official Instagram page earlier today, Whoopi Goldberg revealed that she woke up to discover her Gmail inbox had a very exciting notification waiting to be discovered: a completely new, unread email, just for her. The famed EGOT winner and The View host expressed how she felt overwhelmingly grateful for the opportunity to have a new email to read, and that it’s been one of the greatest blessings she’s experienced in life. Not wanting to take the email for granted, Whoopi said that she plans to open it when the time feels right, explaining that “most people wait a lifetime for something as wonderful as a new email, so I want to appreciate every moment of this experience.”

“Receiving a new email seems like something that only happens in the movies—but it’s not the movies, it’s my life, and by the grace of God, I’ve been fortunate enough to have a new email happen to me,” Goldberg continued in the video, wiping away tears of joy as she held up an iPad displaying her Gmail inbox for viewers to see her new email. “Whatever the email says doesn’t matter. I may decide to share that information with you. I may not. Merely receiving it has already changed my life. It’s like I was seeing the world in black-and-white my whole life, and getting this new email finally let me see the world in color for the very first time. For now, all I’ll say is that the email was sent by someone named HelloFresh.” 

“If this experience has taught me anything, it’s that you never know when your Gmail inbox might surprise you with a small miracle such as an email. It happened to me, and it could happen to you too. Never give up hope. In life, when the going gets tough, remember that there are so many reasons to stay optimistic, like email.”

We’re literally ugly crying right now. We couldn’t be happier for Whoopi! Make sure to hop on social media and congratulate Whoopi on her new email today, because, well, this is simply as amazing as it gets. If anyone deserves something as exciting as a new email, it’s Whoopi Goldberg! You go, Whoopi!!!

This is such a huge win for indecisive people. If you haven’t decided whether you want a receipt for gas or not, this gas pump will let you select ‘maybe’ to reflect your uncertainty. We hope this option comes to gas pumps everywhere sometime soon!

Well folks, as if you needed another thing to worry about, here is something very concerning: This bottle of pills in an Asian grocery store just has the word “DIARRHEA” in the Matrix font above a picture of Keanu Reeves in sunglasses. 

Yikes. Who exactly is buying these pills, and…why?

Even a close examination of this highly questionable product found on the shelves of Asia Mart in Cincinnati, Ohio reveals very little useful information about what horrific purpose these pills could be meant for. The poorly printed graphics and low-quality label only make the product seem sketchier, and outside of the word “DIARRHEA” on the front, the only other English on the entire bottle are the words, “The time has came,” on the back next to a picture of the Predator. While there are some additional Asian characters below the English text, five different online translators were unable to recognize what language this could be. And at $16 for 4 giant pills, this definitely isn’t just some run-of-the-mill herbal diarrhea cure. Its packaging seems to imply some sort of diarrhea journey, perhaps one that makes the user feel as if they’ve been sucked into an adventure in a strange, computer-generated alternate reality.

Um yeah, we don’t want to narc on anyone, but we might be calling the health department here. 

Look, people are free to experiment with whatever substances they want as long as they aren’t hurting anyone, but this…this is definitely hurting someone. We feel like we need to buy all of this stuff just to make sure no one else takes it—but who knows if we might be tempted by Keanu’s outstretched hand promising whatever mind-melting diarrhea experience these might offer. There may be no way to keep the world safe from whatever it is these pills do.

A potentially tragic story is currently unfolding that could have a seismic impact on American pop culture if it turns out to be what we think it is: This crime report keeps referring to a victim as John “The Rock” Doe.

While we can’t jump to any conclusions just yet, we’re praying this isn’t what it sounds like.

According to a crime report released this morning by the Los Angeles police department, a hit-and-run victim was admitted to a morgue in Hollywood last night who could only be identified as “a bald, muscular 53-year-old male, 6 feet five inches tall and weighing 260 pounds.” The report says that the deceased victim showed signs of having starred in the films The Tooth Fairy, Black Adam, and The Smashing Machine, but that no further information on his identity was available at this time, and that they were treating him as a John “The Rock” Doe pending further investigation.

Yikes. When you start piecing everything together, you start getting a pretty dire picture of what’s going on here.

“While the victim is currently being referred to as John ‘The Rock’ Doe until we can confirm his identity, officials have advised that the victim would prefer to be referred to simply as John Doe for now so that the public can more easily separate his current acting career from his former career as a professional wrestler,” LAPD Detective Brandon Longshire said in a press conference this morning. “At this time, we’re asking anyone who knows an individual who might have appeared in several films from the Fast And Furious franchise who have gone missing in the last 24 hours to please come forward to smell what this anonymous victim is cooking and hopefully make a positive ID sooner rather than later.”

Absolutely hypothetically devastating. While there’s clearly still a lot that the police don’t know and there are many details yet to be confirmed, we’re not going to sit here and pretend that this situation doesn’t sound pretty bleak. The more we about this John “The Rock” Doe, the more it sounds like the entertainment world is in for some very sad news. Here’s hoping we’re wrong and that this dead body is just some anonymous huge bald guy that nobody cares about!

Wow. This is powerful journalism!

WASHINGTON — Following the commencement of renewed U.S. military operations in the Middle East, defense experts lamented that the Pacific was once again not pivoted to.

"It's like no matter what we do, no matter how hard we try, the United States just won't commit to pivoting to us," said Chinese Minister of National Defense Adm. Dong Jun. "I'm starting to think America doesn't care about Great Power Competition at all."

America’s rivals in the Pacific have long sought to attract the U.S. military’s eye. But aside from an occasional National Defense Strategy and a cyber attack or two, the Pacific has consistently played second fiddle to the hotter, more exotic Middle East. 

"I flash my nuclear weapons on a monthly basis, but I can't get so much as an airstrike," North Korean leader Kim Jong Un said. "Even when I text pics of my long, thick ICBMs to the secretary of defense, I get left unread."

For over 15 years — even in the midst of active conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan — the U.S. military has touted its desire to shift focus to the Pacific. But now U.S. INDOPACOM analysts fear that with war reigniting in the Middle East, it could be decades before the country considers pivoting to the Pacific again. Resources that were once allocated toward scuba diving, surfing, and whatever else troops stationed in the Pacific do are already being redirected to the Persian Gulf.

"We have the best beaches, the best weather, and you get to be stationed in Hawaii," one INDOPACOM intelligence analyst said. "Why we keep going to war in rugged desert hellholes is beyond me."

Despite these setbacks, America's Pacific enemies remain hopeful they still have a chance to one day be the U.S.'s primary region of focus.

"She'll come running back. She always does," Dong said. "It'll just take a 10-year quagmire and a trillion dollars or so."

TEHRAN — A typo in an early version of a U.S. Central Command operation order has reportedly resulted in what defense officials are calling "the most confusing yet epic psyop of all time."

The scope of the error was not fully understood until early Saturday morning, when Israel and the U.S. began "major military operations" inside Iran under an operation dubbed "Epic Fury." But the operation had been mistakenly labeled Operation Epic Furry on a first-draft document circulated through the Defense Department's secure email system.

Spc. Seth "Klingon" Powers, a psychological operations specialist in the CENTCOM headquarters' psychological operations cell, reportedly saw the title and, without reading the document's text, assumed it was a social media influence campaign.

"As a native Portlander and former Army IT guy, Powers saw 'Epic Furry' and got fully onboard. He thought we were testing cultural destabilization inside the theocracy amid the ongoing protests," a CENTCOM public affairs officer said.

Multiple planned strike locations across Tehran were subsequently shared as party locations through Eventbrite, Partiful and Facebook as "underground furry rave gatherings." The listings were accompanied by neon wolf emojis and captions encouraging attendees to "bring paws, not politics." The hashtag #EpicFurryTehran began trending globally within hours.

Confused local residents who were reportedly bi-curious gathered at several sites wearing improvised animal costumes. Videos circulating online showed dancing crowds illuminated by strobe lights and occasional explosions in the distance. One X user, who declared it "the most epic furry party of all time," said the explosions had been initially confused for an elaborate pyrotechnic show.

The advertisements for the party were so prolific that even Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth saw them.

"I'll be honest," Hegseth said at a press briefing. "I first saw the hashtag while doom-scrolling late at night on the toilet — extreme stress has left me less than optimized for a bowel movement amid all the interdepartmental fighting." He paused. "I saw the energy. I even booked a flight. Packed my wolf outfit. It's a tactical wolf. Very lethal. Very American."

Hegseth said he did not realize something was amiss until he received a message that Epic Fury was go for launch just before boarding his flight.

"I asked if everyone else was on their way to Tehran," he said. "Then the JSOC commander told me to call him on a secure line, and the other commanders started writing, 'Sir, this shit is kinetic,' 'Get off that plane right meow,' and 'Do not go to Tehran!' That's when I finally understood."

WASHINGTON — During his annual State of the Union address to Congress on Wednesday, President Donald Trump promised Americans that he would carry out the “largest quagmire operation in U.S. history” following the launch of a war against Iran.

“We will have a big, beautiful, never-ending war,” Trump said. “It will be the longest and largest ever. Nobody has ever done quagmire like we’re going to do quagmire. The generals tell me that.”

The campaign, tentatively titled Operation War Like Nobody’s Ever Seen, will reportedly combine a massive air assault, multi-division ground invasion, and an undefined end state described by officials as “winning eventually.”

Pentagon planners confirmed the operation would resemble the early stages of the war in Afghanistan but would be “far more tremendous” and “substantially less thought through.”

“We have so many planes, ships, and troops in the region right now,” Trump said. “Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. It’s incredible. And this time, we’re staying.”

Defense officials clarified that “staying” means maintaining an indefinite troop presence until Iran becomes “a stable democracy, a friendly oil partner, or both.”

“Our models suggest a modest commitment of 140,000 troops for roughly a generation,” said Dr. Meredith Klein, an analyst with the RAND Corporation. “The key variable is whether Iran resists. If they don’t, we could be out in under 25 years.”

Senior planners acknowledged privately that the operation has no clear political objective but stressed that objectives can always be defined retroactively.

CREECH AIR FORCE BASE, Nev. — America’s technological leapfrog into drone dominance stalled this week after the cyan ink in the OEM-compatible tank of an Epson Workforce NCC-1701-D ran low, sources confirmed today.

All efforts to build and deploy small, lethal drones for America’s battlefield advantage have been placed on hold until Darrell, a GS-12 IT specialist currently on leave, returns to work and determines why fault code 093-401 is appearing at every launch, despite the cartridge being brand freaking new.

Maj. Trent “Independence” Bunker, a recent graduate of the Air Force’s Artificial Intelligence Top Gun program, insisted nothing in the XQ-58 system should even interface with a printer.

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — The Department of War has launched a formal review of tuition assistance programs that send service members to Harvard and other Ivy League schools after confirming that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is a product of one.

The revelation has reportedly triggered a Department of War review of tuition assistance programs that send officers to “elite universities” instead of “places that teach useful skills like conquering islands.”

“If Hegseth is the standard Harvard graduate, we definitely need to cut ties,” said Gen. John Worden, Commander of Military Education. “The last thing we need are more people who confuse cable news monologues with strategy.”

“He’s a total moron who thinks the entire world is biased against him,” Worden continued. “He can’t handle criticism and refuses to consider he’s wrong. I can’t tell if it’s an act or if he’s genuinely incapable of introspection. He’s running the Pentagon into the ground and it will take years to repair the damage. If this is Harvard’s warrior output, we might as well redirect tuition assistance to Phoenix Online or a CrossFit Level II certification.”

The Pentagon’s internal review reportedly focuses on whether sending officers to top universities leads to “intellectual contamination,” including exposure to concepts such as nuance, diplomacy, or reading.

“We are concerned that institutions like Harvard may be teaching future leaders to ask questions,” said one senior defense official. “That is not traditionally how the Department of War functions.”

Harvard officials appeared stunned by the criticism.

“We don’t know how he got in or managed to graduate,” said Alice Sullivan, Director of Public Relations. “We pride ourselves on producing competent policymakers. At least when our alumni destabilize regions, they can articulate why.”

She added, “We have already convened an emergency faculty review panel titled ‘How Did This Happen?’”

When reached for comment, Hegseth defended both his education and his leadership.

THE chancellor delivered a budget update yesterday, and only actual war stopped this being the most apocalyptic event the world has ever known. Why must she resign? 

Donna Sheridan, Uber driver: “Because spring doesn’t begin until the vernal equinox on March 20th. She stood up and lied to the public. Lied right to our f**king faces.”

Norman Steele, parking attendant: “A million young people out of work. Can we get them all together for a cross-Britain game of British Bulldog? It’s always popular at Scouts.”

Nathan Muir, insurance salesman: “Sickeningly weak growth. Downgraded from 1.4 per cent to 1.1 per cent? What is this, my erection?”

Jordan Gardner, picture straightener: “Apparently she’s using the tax take to pay off Tory debts. Idiotic. We should simply stamp the bills ‘not at this address’ when they come through, denying all knowledge.”

Helen Archer, lepidopterist: “A million more pensioners are paying income tax. Where are they going to get it from? They can’t all be on OnlyFans.”

TRUMP has not yet revealed his aims and targeted outcomes in conflict with Iran, because they are the two words ‘America wins’. We break that down: 

America wins part one: airstrikes

In this stage, America wins because it is destroying Iranian military capabilities with hundreds of millions of dollars of missiles, as a winner would do. This also proves America is strong because it does what Israel wants it to.

America wins part two: Iran retaliates

Iran’s retaliation, sending thousands of missiles to strike neighbouring states allied with America, is a win for America because no American targets are hit. Trump was therefore right to begin this risk-free war.

America wins part three: more airstrikes

It is necessary to be resolute and stay the course in war, and Trump is prepared to do so for however many weeks it takes providing they do not exceed five.

America wins part four: Iran closes Straits of Hormuz

Unfortunately, being physically within the Gulf region and not on a different continent an ocean away gives Iran certain military advantages. These will only raise the price of oil, destabilise the global order and cause massive economic shocks, so can be discounted.

America wins part five: Trump announces win

Nothing is real until announced by Trump, so his declaration when meeting press that America is winning so much it has broken into a hitherto unknown realm of winning called The Winworld means this is now established fact.

America wins part six: Other countries exhorted to join in the win

The US, like its president, would never be selfish about its wins. So other nations, whether Iran’s neighbours or European powers, are invited to join in the win by defending their own bases, shipping lanes or sovereign territory in perpetuity.

America wins part seven: America walks away

Win secured, why would America hang around? There’s only so much glory to bask in. So, after an amazing few weeks of winning, the US withdraws all troops, ships and air support and goes home. Enjoy the win, everyone. No complaining now.

DONALD Trump has been commended for recognising that Keir Starmer is not Winston Churchill because his modern counterpart is Ed Davey. 

The UK has agreed that the Lib Dem leader, a charismatic, balding firebrand with bulldog features who would be the nation’s first choice as prime minister in times of war, is without doubt the Churchill for our time and expects Trump to announce that shortly.

Bill McKay of Ealing said: “I’ve never seen Ed Davey puffing away on a comically large cigar, but I can certainly imagine it. An exploding one, knowing him.

“You can see in every pratfall he takes off a paddleboard that he has the makings of a great military leader who would inspire the nation with stirring speeches. Then trip over his own feet, tumble down a spiral staircase and leap triumphantly up, unharmed.”

Retail worker Nikki Hollis said: “If I trust anyone to lead this country through dark times, it’s Davey. No doubt he’s dogged by depression and a heavy drinker but valiantly fights through it by going down waterslides.

“It’s absurd his face isn’t on banknotes already. Does he really need to prove himself by saving the Western world from tyranny? Feels like a needless formality at this point.”

Boris Johnson said: “I based my career, nay, my entire identity on Ed Davey. Although next to him I am but a pale imitation.”

ATTENDING an online seminar is a fantastic opportunity to get stuff done while some arsehole is droning on about bullshit, research has found. 

The Institute of Studies found that online presentations, without any need for attendees to participate or turn cameras and microphones, are incredibly productive in the sense of getting the washing hung out, the dog brushed and the grouting deep-cleaning.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: “It is a basic human urge to f**k about doing stuff when someone is talking, especially if they’re talking about work.

“A webinar? Our research shows that this time, when an employee is least engaged in work, is often their most productive hour of the day.

“Not for employers, no, but in terms of folding washing, trimming nosehair and applying beauty treatments, it’s really getting tasks ticked off. And over half those surveyed found they still had a rudimentary, one-line understanding of what the webinar was about.”

Hybrid worker Joshua Hudson said added: “I did all the paperwork for my recent house move during a webinar about data-centred analysis of retail park footfall in the West Midlands. It’s saved me hours I can now spend drinking alone.

“If they ever make me have my camera on, I’m leaving the company.”

Webinar host Oliver O’Connor said: “I know nobody’s listening. I pop on a recording of myself back from when I still had hope and get on with weeding the garden.”

Donald Trump continues his “Wait, WHAT happened?” approach to managing the fallout from America’s attack on Iran. The latest issue the President almost remember in time: Americans who are stranded in the Middle East after the attack has closed up airspace in the area. It’s a very complicated issue. One that demands serious planning and […]

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Kristi Noem has an interesting tactic to survive the Senate hearings she is currently enduring. Step 1: disregard the truth. Step 2: well, that’s really it. During the first day of her hearing, Noem was pressed on her classification of ICE murder victim, Alex Pretti, as a “domestic terrorist.” Her response: Noem clearly states that […]

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You know when a Brit has moved to Dubai, because they wang on about it constantly on social media, going on about the sunshine or the tax-free lifestyle or whatever the hell it is they love so much about it. But it’s fair to say it’s not felt quite so idyllic for many people after […]

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The more the current White House debriefs the rest of the world on their plan for Iran, the more it’s clear that there is absolutely no plan at all. Donald Trump was spitballing ideas for what might happen next when he stumbled upon an epiphany: uh-oh, maybe the next guy will be just as bad. […]

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Insanity /in-san-ū-tee/ noun: doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. Magas seem hell bent on defining that word. For the second time in as many days, Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin went on CNN to defend the war in Iran. For the second time, he went home with his tail between […]

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